Team Free Will

pizzaenthusiast: say what you want about her music, but nicki minaj is a strong figure in the terms...

Tue, 21 May 2013 02:18:26 -1000

say what you want about her music, but nicki minaj is a strong figure in the terms of feminism and turning the sexualization of the music around. she’s caused a heck of a lot of titter for rapping and singing about things that if she were a male would be perfectly normal and acceptable. please think about this before you openly decide to slash her or her music

Person: What state do you live in?

Tue, 21 May 2013 02:17:43 -1000

Person: What state do you live in?
Me: Denial.

pezzington: fithome: imgonnariverdance: shadowkat104: kellyja...

Tue, 21 May 2013 02:17:19 -1000

pezzington:

fithome:

imgonnariverdance:

shadowkat104:

kellyjacobsbooks:

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE

Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!!

NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE…

Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.

However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously.

A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest.

A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.

Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating.

The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911.

Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life!

Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

major signal boost

Reblogging cause this could save someone’s life

This could save many lives, reblog

http://www.heart.org/HEARTORG/Conditions/More/CardiacArrest/Cough-CPR_UCM_432380_Article.jsp

So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the reblog symbol turns green, "explodes" and then disappears.

Tue, 21 May 2013 02:16:29 -1000

theshelbylife:

incestuous-lesbianponies:

laurarw:

I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG

HOLY SHIT

-keepsmiling: One time I heard my boyfriend had sex with another girl. So I called and asked him...

Tue, 21 May 2013 02:11:53 -1000

-keepsmiling:

One time I heard my boyfriend had sex with another girl. So I called and asked him about it and he denied it, so I called the girl and she denied it too, and then I called my boyfriend back and told him that the girl had told me everything and he replied with “it was just one time. It meant nothing.” And then I replied with “fuck you, she didn’t tell me anything.” And that’s still my favorite story to tell.

Ladies, just because you meet someone that's a lesbian or bisexual, it does not mean they want to fuck you and are going to fall in love with you. Lesbians and bisexuals aren't whores who would fuck any female. And guys, calm down, just because he's a homosexual does not mean he wants to fuck you up the ass, so stop being a pussy and be a man and talk to the guy, treat him like a human being, he deserves it.

Tue, 21 May 2013 02:10:53 -1000

tigerrcat:

its-a-threebatchproblem:

OH MY GOD THANK YOU.

I go to an all girls school, and it seems like all they think about is me “falling in love with them” or “having a crush on them”.

Well I don’t.

I hate ALL of you.

THANK YOU

lolsofunny: So Zac Efron won People’s Choice Awards for ”Favourite Dramatic movie actor” and all I...

Mon, 20 May 2013 14:51:58 -1000

lolsofunny:

So Zac Efron won People’s Choice Awards for ”Favourite Dramatic movie actor”

and all I can think about is

little things.: Thoughts on Teen Wolf Season 3 Trailer.

Mon, 20 May 2013 14:47:20 -1000

little things.: Thoughts on Teen Wolf Season 3 Trailer.:

standing-on-the-sun:

Now that I’ve composed myself since watching the trailer in school, and then again 3x times, here are my thoughts on the FUCKING EPIC S3 trailer.

Stiles kissing a girl?! Apparently hell has frozen over for Stiles, thanks to Jeff Davis. I doubt this girl will be a legit romantic interest for…

Doctor: so what kind of birth control are you using?

Mon, 20 May 2013 14:44:50 -1000

Doctor: so what kind of birth control are you using?
Me: my appearance
Me: and if that fails, my back up is my shitty personality

hellchesters: make a wish, angels are falling

Mon, 20 May 2013 09:22:26 -1000

hellchesters:

make a wish, angels are falling

chlorodream: THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

Mon, 20 May 2013 09:22:21 -1000

chlorodream:

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

supernaturalwanderlust: JIB3/JIB4: Jensen & Misha aka the...

Mon, 20 May 2013 09:15:59 -1000

supernaturalwanderlust:

JIB3/JIB4: Jensen & Misha aka the old married couple

bonus:

fuckitfireeverything: IT WAS JUST SUPPOSED TO BE A STUPID CHEESY SHOW ABOUT TEENAGE WEREWOLVES.

Mon, 20 May 2013 09:09:11 -1000

fuckitfireeverything:

IT WAS JUST SUPPOSED TO BE A STUPID CHEESY SHOW ABOUT TEENAGE WEREWOLVES.

barackalicious: jimbertimber: theres a Meme Page in the yearbook our entire yearbook is meme...

Mon, 20 May 2013 09:09:04 -1000

barackalicious:

jimbertimber:

theres a Meme Page in the yearbook

our entire yearbook is meme themed how do you think i feel

winchesterandwinchester: Yeah that’s right you take your...

Mon, 20 May 2013 09:08:00 -1000

winchesterandwinchester:

Yeah that’s right you take your perfect smile and go.

Everyone at my school's idea of a relationship: Someone asks someone "Will you go out with me?" and the other person says yes. They hug in the hallways, hold hands in the morning before the bell rings, and they kiss at lunch. They say "I love you" after two days. The whole school agrees that they are the cutest couple ever and hopes that they will last.

Mon, 20 May 2013 09:07:27 -1000

Everyone at my school's idea of a relationship: Someone asks someone "Will you go out with me?" and the other person says yes. They hug in the hallways, hold hands in the morning before the bell rings, and they kiss at lunch. They say "I love you" after two days. The whole school agrees that they are the cutest couple ever and hopes that they will last.
My idea of a relationship: You start talking to each other and is in the "talking stage". One person asks you to go a date with them. You guys go a few more dates. You guys are dating. You guys act like a couple. You hug, you hold hands, you kiss. One person asks you to be their boyfriend/girlfriend. You guys are now officially a couple. You're in one of those relationships where you don't announce it to the whole world but you won't deny it if someone asked. You guys are comfortable around each other, you hang out outside of school. You say "I love you" when the time is right and when you actually mean it. You have a threeway with Satan. You agree that all other mortals are no better than the mud caked to your collective shoes and sacrifice the whole of your school to the Dark Lord as per his request mid-coitus. You rule the charred and ruined remains of your homeland with an iron fist. Together <3

Photo

Mon, 20 May 2013 09:07:20 -1000

miss-azura: the-science-of-destruction: remfaust: This is why...

Mon, 20 May 2013 09:07:13 -1000

miss-azura:

the-science-of-destruction:

remfaust:

This is why Tom Hiddleston is slowly taking over the world.

“I hate you” she whispered as she reblogged this post

Now I’m convinced that he’s best friends with the White Witch of Narnia.

Doctor Who: SCREAMING

Mon, 20 May 2013 09:07:03 -1000

Doctor Who: SCREAMING
Supernatural: CRYING
Sherlock: WAITING
Merlin: DEAD
Hannibal: Eating Merlin

upgraders: upgraders: that feeling you get when you’re angry anger

Mon, 20 May 2013 09:06:55 -1000

upgraders:

upgraders:

that feeling you get when you’re angry

anger